"When I was 8 years old I was just worried about the usual childhood things. How much would the tooth fairy leave me? What would I get from Santa? Would I ever be chosen small curd cottage cheese queen?" - Rose, Golden Girls
"I feel so urban."
"An existence completely forgotten after it has ended." - Hiroyuki Owaku
"Even if I die, it's not the end. That's certainly convenient, I think. But somehow... I can't help but feel that this is terribly unpleasant.' - Heather, Silent Hill 3
"We can create the illusion that you're interesting." - Blanche, Golden Girls
"Sweeheart, you know I'd eat you last." - Fran, The Nanny
"I like ovulating." - Grace, Will and Grace
"...but my penis doesn't enjoy bieng sung to."
"Romance and ammuntion don't mix."
"The earth shall tremble... graves shall open... they shall come among the living as messengers of death and there shall be the nights of terror." - Prophecy of the Black Spider
"it's pointy and weird but I like it." - me
"Did you do something that you weren't supposed to do before you were married?"
"I hate math. [math teacher walks over] I love math with hate. Pure love."
"It's an awkward square dance."
"You're a lovely human."
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