"Your mom's a fuckin' sumo fighter!" - kid on Xbox Live
"Go kamehameha in Goku's penis!" - another kid on Xbox Live
"Nibblets."
"Lick my robot clitoris."
"If we meet again meet and meet and meet and meet again will you scream like last time will you taste the same."
"Murder, I wrote." - me
"MEGA MEAT FEAST."
"Forty minutes past noon on 15 January 1919 a giant wave of molasses raced across Boston."
"Well the entire concept of "souls" sounds pretty fucking sketchy to me. Are you sure you weren't just Michael Jackson all along?"
"The best thing you ever did was suck my cock."
"I fantasize about living on the moon with a little girl."
"Hello straight girls! If it freaks you out that I look at you, wear more clothes to protect you from my CREEPY LESBO EYES!"
"All that jizz." - Brianna Fretz
"So many black girls dance in the hall, in the classroom, on the chairs, next to the chairs, everywhere."
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