Tuesday, November 17, 2009

2 - I guess this is the second time around


"Call me mama. Big mama." - Eva, Metal Gear Solid 4

"We're gonna go castrate something." - Mike, Dirty Jobs

"Could danger be lurking in your underwear drawer?" - KTLA news

"Don't you think you would notice if you were drinking pee?" - Will and Grace

"Who wants to pound my vag? Girl power!" - Mrs. Garrison, South Park

"Good lord that's a giant clitoris." - /u/

"Hypersexual bitch." - The Golden Girls

"Of course I'm a faggot, darling. I'm a flaming faggot, darling. I am fanning the flames of my faggotry!" - Margaret Cho

"Hey, I have been known to get a little crazy in the boudoir." - Grace, Will and Grace

"Your face looks like a collapsed star!"

"A harbor cruise scheduled to coincide with San Diego Gay Pride turned deadly over the weekend when a go-go boy fell overboard from the boat and was later fatally shot by police during an attempted rescue."

"Kill the past." - Moonlight Syndrome

"Connor! Connor, stop that now. Connor, I'm going to count to three... in french. Un, deux, trois."

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