"No, I don't want eyes!" - Paris Gray
"It's the apple of chaos."
"The tongues of young kittens?"
"Home Depot is a creepy place filled with sex." - Laurel
"He's throwing cats over and over until it's just right!"
"I did not salivate on you."
"I have to pee."
[girl is hugged]
"Let me go or I'm gonna explode on you."
"You're gonna die and rot in he--is this your pen?"
"I cannot remember for the life of me how I ended up in the bathtub naked with the spout removed from the wall but I sure did wake up that way."
"Now the only man that can stop the impending disaster is the cigarette-addicted, cardboard box-sneaking, guard-choking, woman-hating, gun toting legend of the battlefield, codename: SNAKE."
"Fact is, if you can't win the games on banner ads, you don't belong on the internet. You belong in a coffin." - I-Mockery
"WELCOME TO DIE!!!!!!" - Magneto
"Your dancing is like sunshine on a cloudy day!" - DDR announcer
"Justice will prevail... just kidding!" - Xinghua, Soul Calibur
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