(fuck man, I kind of miss my sassy school)
"You're not a fertility god!"
"You're a slut. Go sit on the other side of the room."
"Filled with passionate human emotion... and putty."
"I wish I was a boy that would I would pee on the teacher."
"There were holographic dinosaurs?!"
"We don't do that in imaginary lands." - writing teacher about sex
"I love my fetus."
"I hate you and your happy mustache man." - Paris Gray
"I love girls. Oh no, I'm not a lesbian."
"...and then the giant marshmallow came and they had smores."
"That sounds thrilling. Corn."
"Untouched virgin paradise!"
"How 'bout you do your homework and not smell each others hair?"
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