"I'm gonna slap that man so hard his brain'll fall out of his ear!" - Fallon Geiger
"After I watched a zombie movie this weekend I got really hungry."
"If you don't say fuck all the time, they'll know you're not mexican."
"This is my life."
"Your zombie life."
"I may just look like a mild-mannered housewife but I'm actually John Travolta."
"I don't even know why we're friends, we're just idiots."
"it is important to spread joy. Even over the internet."
"Doesn't the idea of a 43 foot burrito excite you?"
"It fell down and lit his crotch on fire."
"I mean it. Stick your hand in there."
"Why don't we just set each other on fire?"
No, I was not fixated on Martha Stewart." - me
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