Tuesday, November 17, 2009

17 - The days of yore


"Heff's being held captive by the sausage people and it's all my fault."
"There, there. It could happen to anyone. Sausages are very seductive." - Rocko's Modern Life

"I just ended up filling in the letters that made me feel the happiest."

"It's a religious clock!"

"You are very rude to woman."
"The woman?"
"I am woman."

"Oh my uterus."

"I was talking to myself for a long time... and nobody was listening to me."

"You're disgusting and I hate you."

"...and I'm spanking something but I don't really know what it is."

"She was like the tiniest little white girl you ever saw, but she was a slut."

"Imagine I'm a curtain..." - Ms. Spicer

"It's been decapitated all day." - Laurel

"She's rubbing you, she's playing with me..." - Paris Gray

"I am the epitome of penosity."

"Ow. My innards."

"You have twins waiting to kill you." - Ms. Morales

"You can't rip a palm tree."
"She did. Shut up."

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