(oh shit, I forgot initially I had a folder filled with creative writing assignments that I had scrawled quotes on... before QUOTE BOOK! AHHHH)
"I think it's kind of weird how she morphed from damsel in distress to evil psycho killer."
"You don't want to be responsible for the death of Santa's wife, do you?"
"She was struck by lightning. Repeatedly."
"How many lunchboxes of sin did she pack to make that journey, I wonder!" - Angel, Phoenix Wright
"We're superheroes. We fly. It's fun."
"Go plastic, young man!" - Kurt Vonnegut
"...and I will let you eat the gnome."
"Good thing I'm a hardcore Mormon conservative."
"Cloning is not only less fun than sex, it would freeze evolution and destroy our chances for survival in the future." - Mautner
"That means no matter what you do, you're dating your cousin."
"She laid the ticket lady?"
"I'm not a mannequin!"
"Yes you are." - Spanish class conversation
"On her way, she tripped over a dinosaur." - Sr. Kikawa
"Old loves are weaker than new loves." - Euripides
"I was going to lick it, but it dissolved."
"There was magic. They didn't need plastic surgery."
"He gathers her pieces."
"But the judge guy was just sorta floating..."
"They should turn teachers off after school."
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