"Look into the nipples of the future!" - Really Really Big Man, Rocko's Modern Life
"IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD FINGER ME IN THE BATHROOM." - Skyler Parsons
"I was once a precious flower. Now all I want to do is dress up as a lemur."
"The pants were dead." - Half Life: Full Life Consequences
"How does one buy a ticket for this 'vagina train?' " - me
"Do you have something a trifle less... butch?" - Transamerica
"The internet is for technogeeks with speadsheets."
"Let's play 'house'. You'll be the doctor and I'll slam you!"
"Hideous eyeball injury cupcakes."
"Make my monster grow!" - Rita Repulsa, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
"I'm a lion wearing a condom."
"Nazi-run women's prison filled with torture loving lesbians hiding a goat in the laundry room."
"He'll probably CRAWL IN BED WITH ME tonight."
"Dildo hut!"
"Wire hangers! Whyyyyy? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?" - Mommie Dearest
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