"Stab. Stab. Stab." - Paris Gray
"Like please, like por favor, would you stop breathing your bad breath on my face or I am going to scream." - ¡Yo!, Julia Alvarez
"I love fluffy animals in my bed." - Kevin Stanic
"Santa Ana is for lovers" - Laurel
"I could carve a better man out of a banana."
"If it had a midget hooker in it, it'd be awesome."
"He just warped into a beautiful woman."
"Because he's an octopus in disguise."
"I can't tell if they're lesbians or just really good friends."
"I'm licking a dog." - Fallon Geiger
"Shut up you stupid big-boobed freak!"
"Oh, that doesn't taste like the normal kid."
"I want a gay black Jewish female with asthma in a wheelchair president."
"I pass rats with friends all the time."
"I turn around and random body parts are there."
"They put hot sauce on the snail and it like exploded."
"Oh my god he's half a person."
"Does your pencil gyrate?"
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