"Wussy for the pussy." - Avalon
"He looks waaaay too attached to that fish." - Sanitarium
"Your life will be worthwhile if your penis grows a little." - spam email
"WHERE'S MY LATEX?!"
"Remember when I got the flu and I thought Dolly Parton was in the closet with a chainsaw?" - Trevor, Phantasmagoria 2
"She's bisexual, which is what girls call themselves when they can't interact with people without fingering them."
"A CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE."
"to all sellers i must tell you that the custom in mexico keep the thigs and never arrives to his desitny" - ebay forum post
"Shameless tales of wanton dyke lust are finally unveiled!"
"You are full of bombs." - Gauntlet
"I have a frozen hot dog splinter in my eye."
"FINALLY the fuckin' banana's here." - Blizzcon 2009
"Turn that shit DOWN! I am the SPAWN of SATAN!"
"Big lad with trigonometry for a face." - Thomas Ladds
"Time for tentacles."
"It was a festival of meat and muscle."
"...and then he stuck it up my butt."
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