(okay regular quote time. Whenever someone has Mr, Ms, Mrs it's supposed to signify they're a teacher BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE FIRST NAMES)
"It's kinda like choppin' the penis off a man." -Ms. Morales
"No, I'm the horse." - Mrs. Schroder
"No sex, no drugs, no death. What am I supposed to do?"
"Gelatinous cube eats villagers." - Wayne's World
"Care to copulate?"
"But I can't make love to a bush!" - Singing in the Rain
"I promise I'm not showing smut." - Ms. Loomer
"I need to flail sometimes."
"You promiscuous retard!"
"[to a math book] You're WRONG!"
I have to have a tuna. Now."
"She just can't stop dating two dimensional stereotypes."
"You will have a pop quiz that's a complete secret next class." - Sr. Kikawa
"If we get caught in an elevator I'll just say 'Yeah. We're doing an experiment for chemistry... testing the, uh, attraction.' "
"So they decided to shoot them all."
"The bananas?"
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