"What are vaginas? We just don't know."
"My life's philosophy: Fuck everything." - me
"Just fuckin' kill the whore."
"It's another one of those black men." - little sister
"Who wants to ride my disco stick?!" - me
"Whoever wants the dick can have the dick." - Avalon
"OH GOOGELY WOOGELY."
"I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!"
"So I had a dream, and you were in it as a very grumpy apple worm." - Khrystina Cooper
"Penis goes FLYING."
"I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat."
"She will leap, roll, or even amorphously wobble into action..."
"I like my girls angular." - me
"...and that night they were not divided."
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