WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

Hello internet! I AM THE SUN. Or moreso, someone you do not need and do not desire to know. Back in the days of high school, when I was just a fledgling of the freak I would become I had a quote book... This quote book was, well, filled with quotes. Whenever I heard something lulztastic being said I whipped it the fuck out and wrote it down.

Now, I don't think I'm going to post everything because I am sure more than half of it is awful nonsense (not the good kind). But I'm sure there is comedy gold buried within its blue binding.

SO I HOPE.