"You can't take it with you... but you can lick it so nobody else can have it when you're gone." - Skyler Parsons
"Erotic ping pong kombat."
"Say hello to my little cock."
"YOU DO NOTHING BUT PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND EAT BURRITOS AND BE GAY." - Skyler Parsons
"I have a boob in my eye socket." - Kirri Murphy
"BONDAGE DOES NOT EQUAL PUPPIES."
"Get your fabulous ass up here." - Kirri Murphy
"PUSSY GALORE."
"I will kill you if you do not fuck her brains out." - Skyler Parsons
"There are many uses for your new CD-ROM besides playing it in your computer. You can use it to reflect light into people's eyes." - The Manhole Masterpiece Edition
"YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU."
"We're trapped in a haunted maze and you're raping me."
"Odds are you have at least one person in your life whose leg you'd happily hump until friction burns put you both on the disabled list." - Cracked
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