7 - Way too much Golden Girls

"Because nothing says love like Silent Hill."

"If you're going to do something, do it differently."

"What does that mean? They don't have a vagina?"

"Apparently, I'm too young to have a valid opinion. And they're too old to have a valid argument."

"My research indicates God hates us. That's why He made His rules so ridiculous that the average person will never get into heaven."

"Boy!!!? Have you been lumberjacking??!!" - Dr. McNinja

"I thought it was an alien man."

"It's a hippopotamus, you retard."

"Love/hate? No, I think it's more of a hate/hate thing."

"I skipped school only once. It turned out to be the day they taught everything!" - Rose, Golden Girls

Golden Girls moment 1

Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.

Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?

Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women.

Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians.

Golden Girls moment 2

Blanche: Dorothy, when I'm feeling low self-esteem, I do a little exercise. I say my name and then three positive things about myself. I'm Blanche Devereaux. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable, and people want to be my friend. Dorothy, now you try it.

Dorothy: Ah, I don't want to.

Blanche: Come on. Please?

Dorothy: Okay. I'm Dorothy Zbornak. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable and people want to be my friend.

Blanche: Oh no, I think I confused you there. I meant three things that apply to you. Like, I'm Dorothy Zbornak. I'm a good speller, and uh... I'm very prompt, and um... well, there's no law that say there have to be three good things.

Dorothy: Um, I just thought of a third one: She can break a friend's neck like a twig.