"There's only two reasons a woman would be looking at you: One, she's gay and wants to hump your bones. Or two, she just likes your clothes. Only two reasons. That's it." - This Just Out
"How about we all get some cocks?" - Haruhi Grows a Binary Christmas Tree
"So, what did you think of the show?"
"Not enough menstrual blood."
"It's bunt Friday!" - a teacher, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
"Every time I turn my back, you're fooling around on those damn phones, checking your life-journals and your my-places..." - Mr. Morooka, Persona 4
"EW IT'S LIKE A SEX THING." - Pfillip Tepper
"I drink pussy frappuchinos." - Kirri Murphy
"Fuckin' dinosaur china town." - Super Mario Frustration
"...and you can tell she's really japanese because her genitals produce a force field that pixelates the air around them."
"I hate when something looks dead and it's not." - me
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON." - WEEGEE
"Dance Dance Random Access Memory!" - me
"Maybe she's a different kind of lesbian."
"Yeah, the straight kind." - The L Word
"Grab a girl by the collar and say 'Do you want it inside you?'. When she says no, scream in her face 'Don't you fucking lie to me!' " - Pfillip Tepper
"Bitch, get out of here you spilled my skittles!" - Will, Will and Grace
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