(going further into my twitter history... if you want up to the minute fabulous quotes you know you should FOLLOW ME)
"Get OFF me and let me sleep, god dammit!"
"Thrust it! Thrust it! Come on I said thrust it!"
"Sorry, currently nobody seems to have an opinion on pussy."
"Probably because your idea of great sex is pretty damn close to most peoples nightmares." - Skyler Parsons
"Sympathy erection."
"It's disgusting, weird, and nasty. You should watch it." - mother
"Is it a flower? It's certainly not a penis."
"Your FACE is nifty!"
"I think I would die if a penis showed up outside my window." - me
"I love how my mother is trying to bond with me by showing me pictures of dead people." - me
"Oh no someone ate spaghetti in the shower again!"
"Cock? For breakfast?!"
"I can see the galaxy in your pussy."
"Fuck the kissing. Shove it down his THROAT."
"Anal sex is nothing like salsa verde." - Skyler Parsons
"...and then I jizzed in her curds and whey."
"At least you didn't break your vagina this morning."
"You're a grown woman in a pickle outfit... who caused a woman to go into an epileptic shock." - Scare Tactics
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