"I don't think they like cottage cheese."
"Who's they?"
"Me."
"...and regular teenage stuff like 'I feel oppressed!' " - Paris Gray
"I brought death for show and tell!"
"You and your baby wipes."
"I think deporting you is funny."
"I thought eating babies was a good thing."
"How about we share breast implants?"
"It's my eyes... and my crotch."
"I'm going to go into explosion mode."
"Your momma's on fire?"
"Here, I found this blood."
"Oh my god, I keep seeing you everywhere. Stop stalking me."
"[while staring at a wall in math] Dolphins. Dolphins." - Fallon Geiger
"I don't have a penis."
"Your hair's on fire, I don't care. Keep working." - Mrs. Schroeder
"Moisturize me!" - Robert Francis
"They jump out at you and shout 'Jesus!' "
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