"Will you stop messing around with the produce?!"
"You can't fuck a zombie, dude!"
"Hooray! You found my heart." - a Care Bear
"Go in a corner and do something stupid."
"Chicks dig dead guys."
"It's okay to be scared, you know? Being scared is good. Fear is good. Fear motivates. Fear gives you the feeling of being alive."
"You may lick it all you want."
"Come on. Like you never prtended to be possessed by someone's dead husband for a couple of laughs." - Sophia, Golden Girls
"He was killed quite ironically in a banana packing plant."
"If you hold a bird gently, it'll stay. But if you squeeze the bird, its eyes will bug out." - Rose, Golden Girls
"I don't really wanna fight strippers with my mom in the room." - me
"Your pears are distracting."
"As long as they stay the fuck away from my vagina, it's fine." - me
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