"This is almost as magical as finding a zombie in your bag!" - me
"What kind of friend are you to punch me in the crotch?!" - me
"Why do you exist?" - Paris Gray
"I like how she looks like a man."
"She looks like a bear."
"I'm no longer a woman." - me
"EAAAAAT IT."
"Remember? She bought those fun condoms."
"I can't even pick her up. How can I take her to the moon?" - me
"You don't have any noodles so stop it." - Vivi
"I am Hitler." - me
"Oh my god you have hair!!"
"...Thank you?"
"I like the one about bitches." - me
"It's too bad there aren't more about penis and vagina."
"The thing I enjoy most is math." - liar Nancy from the spanish textbook
"Because books totally walk... and cowgirls ride on them."
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