"To start, I think women are much more discriminating in general than men in their choice of entertainment experience. Men will do the same stupid thing over and over again and be happy. Women tend to want a more complex, creative experience!" - Will Wright
"Look. $32 for a concrete cat!" - mother
"Sure. Blame your problems on spaghetti." - Rob Roberts
"And one of these days, I'm going to combust. And you're going to be right next to me." - Jamie Summers
"Because, well, if there's one place Mario belongs, it's on your butt." - Kotaku
"If a dog comes up to you and tries to bite you in the jugular, you can just pet it until it dies."
"Mami is all woman. Well, okay, part woman, part battleship filled with nude men."
"Yes. He pushes and groans... He's got such a little hole back there! And his doodies are like rocks."
"I'm gonna go buy it now because that's what us grown-ups do. We buy sexy thing from the sexy shops." - I-Mockery
"Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hitman or a video gamer." - Jack Thompson
"Nobody slaps fourteen-year-old girls in the face unless you're a Hot Dog on a Stick employee or a dating sim enthusiast." - Kotaku
"Stupid ass dildo warehouse guy!"
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