Monday, November 16, 2009

14 - Life sucks


"Your head is in the middle of our conversation!"

"Babies don't wear thongs! ... unless they're little baby sluts. But I don't think babies know how to be sluts."

"We can train your Guatemalan child to hate her."

"Why are we making random obnoxious noises?"

"Oh, I could be a professional tortilla maker!"

"Why can't I get something from the goodie box?"
"...You don't deserve it."

"Something's in my bottom!" - Ms. Morales

"Get away from that jazz man!" - Marge, Simpsons

"Excuse me, you're all man."

"It doesn't sound clean it sounds phobic."

"Maybe he thinks you're a robot."

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